Saturday, June 7, 2008 ?|12:07 PM
THE GUY'S RULES
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
[absolutely agree, cos guys are too dumb to be one :D ] 1. Shopping is NOT a sport
And no, we are never going to think of it that way
[hahaha, neither do i think shopping is a sport. :D ] 1. Crying is blackmail.
[obviously it's a blackmail, but so what? it's a special patent right for girls :D jealous? ] 1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
[sad thing is, most of the times, saying it doesn't work too. cause the "highly-intelligent" male sub-species will interprete it in a wrong way, so what's the point?!] 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
[Yes, i understand that your intelligence only allow you to have the vocabulary of "yes" and "no". oh sigh, i do pity you so. :D ] 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
[Agreed! Point is, usually, those solutions are more or less unfeasible!]1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. see a doctor.
[If you're stupid enough to have a headache for 3days continuous and still not see a doctor, then well, maybe u really are stupid] 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
[Haha, history is important to us. And so is what has ONCE BEEN SAID.] 1. If you won't dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
[Just admit it, it's cause no many can act like soap oprea guys. Quite hard i guess, with the vocab of only two words. oh wait, 3, plus the name :D ] 1. If you think you are fat, don't ask us. you probably are.
[True, though i make this mistake day after day :D it's the comfort that girls want. the reasssurance. ] 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant
the other way.
[HAHAHA. funny :D] 1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
[True.] 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
[?] 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
[Cause you're MCPs (:] 1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows defaults settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit not a colours. pumpkin is also a fruit. we have no idea what mauve is.
[the intelligence, sighhh. ] 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing". We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
[There, your eq isn't that advanced either] 1. If you ask a questions you don't want an answer to. Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape! ROUND is a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
yes i know i will end up on the couch tonight;
lazy to comment anymore xD this is so amusing xDDDD LOL
